do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
I had to walk to another room
my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
when someone asks what you’re gonna do with your life
do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
get slammed in two courts at once
frankie and I are going to be the final two no matter what
"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope."
"But, Dad, don’t we eat the antelope?"
“Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great circle of life.”